Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking

The Stuff I Write Isn't Strictly Autobiographical, But It's Personal, If That Makes Any Sense. It Draws All These Little Incidents And People Out Of My Life And Then Contorts Them.

I Myself Identify As A Recovering Blockhead. You'd Be Surprised How Many Twenty- And Thirty-something Hipster Chicks Have The Nkotb Skeleton In Their Closet, Albeit Artfully Concealed By Stacks Of Ksubi Skinny Jeans And Ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.

I've Never Even Seen A Great Set Fight Or A Great Set Meltdown. I Seem To Always Be On These Incredibly Relaxed Sets.

I Know White Clothing Is Supposed To Enhance That Summer Glow, But Writers Don't Tan.

There's Probably No Experience More Alienating Than Fame, Other Than A Terminal Illness, Where You Actually Find Yourself In A Situation That Nobody Around You Can Relate To.