Jesus Forgives Sinners, Not Criminals.

If Someone Does Offer You A Job, Say 'yes.' You Can Always Quit Later. Then At Least You'll Be One Of The Unemployed As Opposed To One Of The Never-employed. Nothing Looks Worse On A Resume Than Nothing.

Mentioning Jesus In Your Speech: Small Government. Doing What Jesus Asked: Big Government.

Asia: Four Little Letters, Three Billion Little People.

In The Beginning, A Monkey Evolutioned Gay Marriage.

The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword, If You Shoot That Pen Out Of A Gun