Jesus If You Could Cure

No One Goes Into Standup To Make Money. The Frustration And Rejection Are Just Too Much.

My Kids Are Always Awake. It's They're Taking Shifts. 'alright, I'll Annoy 'em From Midnight To . Who Wants To ?'

Now That I'm Married And Have Two Beautiful Children, It Really Makes Me Appreciate... Being Alone.

After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For A Month!

I Was Always Told That Hoosier Came From When Settlers In The State, When A Stranger Came On Their Property They'd Say, "who's There? Who's There?" So People That Were From Indiana Were The People That Said "who's There?" But What Do I Know? I Don't Read Or Interact With People Outside The Internet.