Jesus Wanted Us To Be

I Am The Most Well-known Homosexual In The World.

Like A Candle In The Wind, Never Knowing Who To Cling To Until The Rain Set It.

It's Getting Late Have You Seen My Mates, Ma Tell Me When The Boys Get Here, It's Seven O'clock And I Want To Rock, Want To Get A Belly Full Of Beer...

I Get High In The Evening Sniffing Pots Of Glue.

He'd Been Drinking In A Bar Downtown, When He Thought He Heard A Choir Of Angels Singing In The Tiki Lounge. And That's When He Got Religion.