Jewish Men Don't Know Anything.

As Far As I Can Make Out, Women's Friendships With Each Other Are Based On A Gush Of Lies And Pretty Speeches That Mean Nothing. You'd Think They Were All Wolves Trying To Seduce Each Other The Way They Flatter And Flirt When They're Together.

If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Shouldn't Schedule A Meeting With Me Before 10am.

There Is Just No Comparison Between Having A Dinner Date With A Man And Staying Home Playing Canasta With The Girls.

Couldn't We End This Interview With What I Really Want To Say? That What The World Really Needs Is A Real Feeling Of Kinship -- Everybody: Stars, Laborers, Negroes, Jews, Arabs. We Are All Brothers. If We Could End This Article Saying Just That, We'd Get Down To What We Should All Be Talking About. please Don't Make Me A Joke. End The Interview With What I Believe.

I Was Brought Up Differently Than The Average American Child Because The Average Child Is Brought Up Expecting To Be Happy.