Jill, We Became Parents So

Dogs Will Eat Till They Die. Cats Will Leave Food In The Dish, Incomprehensible To A Dog.

Men Aren't Allowed To Have Self-esteem, Because We're Already Supposed To Have All The Power.... But Most Men Earn Less Than They Want, Barely The Minimum Wage. They're Drones. They Do Stuff They Don't Want To Do To Support Their Families, And They're Not Sure Why They Do It. They Don't Know What They're Doing Half The Time, And Any Time We Stick Up For Ourselves, We're Pigs Because We Don't Know How To Articulate Our Frustrations And Joys.

Comedy Is The Ultimate Anarchist.

Anytime You Work With Animals, You Begin To See More Humanity In Them.

I Have Irrational Fears, And They All Go Back To Losing My Father As A Kid. I've Never Gotten Over It.