Jim Norton And Harland Williams

I Always Wanted To Do A B&e. Not Bacon And Eggs. Although I Could Always Go For Bacon And Eggs. I'm Talking About Breaking In And Entering.

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.

Any Guy That Refers To Dating Women As The Hunt Or Being On The Prowl Should Be Evaluated For A Number Of Conditions.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.