John Could Write A Mean

Personally, I Think You Can Put Any Interpretation You Want On Anything, But When Someone Suggests That Can't Buy Me Love Is About A Prostitute, I Draw The Line. That's Going Too Far.

Alas, It Looks Like Those Unsubstantiated Rumours About Me Are About To Come True After All This Time.

I Should Be Able To Look At My Accolades And Go, "come On, Paul. That's Enough." But There's Still This Little Voice In The Back Of My Brain That Goes, "no, No, No. You Could Do Better. This Person Over Here Is Excelling. Try Harder!" It Still Can Be A Little Bit Intimidating.

Criticism Didn't Really Stop Us And It Shouldn't Ever Stop Anyone, Because Critics Are Only The People Who Can't Get A Record Deal Themselves.

The Last Time I Twerked I Was With @katyperry. She Was Rather Good At It!