Johnny Can Get Down And

Playing The Drums Hurts My Back.

The Eagles Ended On A Rather Abrupt Note, Although In Retrospect I Realize Now That It Had Been Ending For Quite Some Time.

The Wisdom That Living Brings, Since I Got A Telegram From The God Of Simple Things.

I Was Flying Back From Lubbock And I Saw Jesus On The Plane, Or Maybe It Was Elvis. You Know, They Kind Of Look The Same.

I Am An Expert Witness Because I Say I Am.