Juno: Woooah! ....dreeeaaam Big!

A Few Months Ago, I Had The Pleasure Of Actually Visiting The Playboy Mansion. I Saw The Peacocks, Fed Grapes To The Monkeys, And Even Braved The Fabled Grotto. After Seeing The Estate, I Understood Why Anyone Would Be Reluctant To Leave.

The One Thing I Have Found About Hollywood Is It's A Town Full Of People Who Believe In Themselves, Often To A Degree Where They're What You Would Call "delusional."

I Grew Up In The Midwest; You Don't Know Any Screenwriters. It Didn't Seem Like A Realistic Career Possibility.

As A Kid, I Spent Every Summer Bent Over A Stack Of Books, Obsessively Writing Detailed Reports On Each One.

Vodka Redbull: Upper Meets Downer In An Effervescent Hybrid Of Bubble Gum And Junkie Piss