Just Because Something Is Fun

I Make A Habit Of Setting Aside Some Time Each Evening To Take Out My Knitting And Work Quietly On It, Happily Relaxing. I Believe That It Prepares Me For Sleep And Washes Away The Cares Of My Day.i Will Consider That Intarsia, Or Fair Isle With Three Or More Colors In A Row, Prepares Nobody For Sleep And Cursing Loudly While Flinging Knitting Around The Living Room Is About As Far Away From Soothing As You Can Get.

It Turns Out I Will Buy Any Yarn, Even Yarn I Will Never Use, If The Store Discounts It By More Than 50 Percent.

Knitters Just Can't Watch Tv Without Doing Something Else. Knitters Just Can't Wait In Line, Knitters Just Can't Sit Waiting At The Doctor's Office. Knitters Need Knitting To Add A Layer Of Interest In Other, Less Constructive Ways.

I'm A Knitter. My Projects Are The Ultimate In 'some Assembly Required.

Dear Designer Of Questionable Intent, Please Send Me A Photo Of Yourself. Please Be Wearing The Knitted Pants That You Designed. It's Not That I Don't Believe That There Is Anyone Out There Thing Enough To Wear Horizontally Stripped Trousers Knit From Chunky Wool, It's Just That I Would Like To Know Whether You Are Deliberately Cruel Or Whether You Are The One Woman These Would Look Really Great On.