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Seven Years I Worked At The Polish Deli. It's A Very Slow Deli. So I Sat Around A Lot On My Stool At The Cashier. And I'd Sign My Autograph On All The Bags I'd Put The Milk In. Just Everyday, Practice My Autograph. And The Manager Of The Store Would Take Some Of Them And Tape Them Against The Wall. And He'd Say, "some Day, I'm Telling You, It Will Be Worth Something." And I'm Like 13, Going, "really?!" And When I Go Back There, He Still Has Them On The Wall. It's Very Cute.

A Talk Show Is Difficult Because The Formula Is Always The Same: There's A Host And There's Guests. Really What You Can Change Is Only So Much. So, I Don't Have Any Pre-interviews, Which Forces Real Conversation.

I Did Want To Acknowledge And Confirm The Fact That My Son Does, Indeed, Have An Autism Diagnosis.

You Don't Need A Pickup Line. Just Glance At A Woman From Across The Room. Glance - Don't Stare.

I Look At Autism Like A Bus Accident, And You Don't Become Cured From A Bus Accident, But You Can Recover.