Just Like Becoming An Expert

Just Speak Very Loudly And Quickly, And State Your Position With Utter Conviction, As The French Do, And You'll Have A Marvelous Time!

The Best Way To Execute French Cooking Is To Get Good And Loaded And Whack The Hell Out Of A Chicken.

...nothing Is Too Much Trouble If It Turns Out The Way It Should.

Cooking Well Doesn't Mean Cooking Fancy.

Freshness Is Essential. That Makes All The Difference.