Justice Is Incidental To Law

I Regret To Say That We Of The Fbi Are Powerless To Act In Cases Of Oral-genital Intimacy, Unless It Has In Some Way Obstructed Interstate Commerce.

The Individual Is Handicapped By Coming Face-to-face With A Conspiracy So Monstrous He Cannot Believe It Exists.

What You Need Is A Good Hoovering.

What We Need In America Today Is A Vigorous Return To The God Of Our Fathers And A Most Vigorous Defense Against The Minion Of Godlessness And Atheism.

No Amount Of Law Enforcement Can Solve A Problem That Goes Back To The Family.