"keep Your Hands To Yourself!"

If God Had Intended For Women To Wear Slacks, He Would Have Constructed Them Differently.

Elbows Are Never Put On The Table While One Is Eating.

Alas! It Is True: "be Polite To Bores And So Shall You Have Bores Always Round About You."

Manners Are Made Up Of Trivialities Of Deportment Which Can Be Easily Learned If One Does Not Happen To Know Them; Manner Is Personality - The Outward Manifestation Of One's Innate Character And Attitude Toward Life.... Etiquette Must, If It Is To Be Of More Than Trifling Use, Include Ethics As Well As Manners. Certainly What One Is, Is Of Far Greater Importance Than What One Appears To Be.

Ideal Conversation Must Be An Exchange Of Thought, And Not, As Many Of Those Who Worry Most About Their Shortcomings Believe, An Eloquent Exhibition Of Wit Or Oratory.