Keep Your Passions In Check,

Ingratitude Is Often Disproportionate To The Benefaction Received.

A Father's Pride, Laid On Thick, Has Always Made Me Wish That The Fellow Had At Least Experienced Some Pain During Procreation.

It Is Not True That One Cannot Live Without A Woman. It Is Simply That One Cannot Have Lived Without One.

Immortality Is The Only Thing Which Doesn't Tolerate Being Postponed.

Lord, Forgive Them, For They Know What They Do!