Kids Are Wonderful, But I

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.