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A Bachelor Of Arts Is One Who Makes Love To A Lot Of Women, And Yet Has The Art To Remain A Bachelor.

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It Is As Hard To Get A Man To Stay At Home After You've Married Him As It Was To Get Him To Go Home Before You Married Him.

Honeymoons Are The Beginning Of Wisdom--but The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The End Of Romance.