Know When To Tune Out,

The Best Way To Find Something You Have Lost Is To Buy A Replacement.

The Trouble With Talking Too Fast Is You May Say Something You Haven't Thought Of Yet.

Maturity Is The Art Of Living In Peace With That Which Cannot Be Changed, The Courage To Change That Which Should Be Changed, No Matter What It Takes, And The Wisdom To Know The Difference.

A Successful Marriage Is Not A Gift; It Is An Achievement.

At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don't. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.