Knowledge Is The Best Eraser

One Of The Most Lasting Pleasures You Can Experience Is The Feeling That Comes Over You When You Genuinely Forgive An Enemy - Whether He Knows It Or Not.

The Fellow Who Says He'll Meet You Halfway Usually Thinks He's Standing On The Dividing Line.

You're Never Quite Sure How You Feel About A Neighbor Until A 'for Sale' Sign Suddenly Appears In Front Of His House.

Before Most People Start Boasting About Their Family Tree, They Already Have Done A Good Pruning Job.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes A Perfect Speech.