Labor Leaders Don't Do Much

I Have Always Said That A Conference Was Held For One Reason Only, To Give Everybody A Chance To Get Sore At Everybody Else. Sometimes It Takes Two Or Three Conferences To Scare Up A War, But Generally One Will Do It.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.

Invest In Inflation. It Is The Only Thing Going Up.

There Are Men Running Governments Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Play With Matches.

You Never Know How Much A Man Can't Remember Until He Is Called As A Witness.