Last Night, I Had That

You Know, I Can See Two Tiny Pictures Of Myself And There's One In Each Of Your Eyes. And They're Doin' Everything I Do. Every Time I Light A Cigarette, They Light Up Theirs. I Take A Drink And I Look In And They're Drinkin' Too. It's Drivin' Me Crazy. It's Drivin' Me Nuts.

If There Are Bases On The Moon, That Would Be The End Of The Moon As We Know It.

You Know, For Every Dollar A Man Makes A Woman Makes 63 Cents. Now, Fifty Years Ago That Was 62 Cents. So, With That Kind Of Luck, It’ll Be The Year 3,888 Before We Make A Buck.

The Fewer Expectations You Have, The Better.

Computers Are So Deeply Stupid. What Bother Me Most When They Talk About Technology Is They Don't Realize How Much More Exciting Their Minds Are. That Machine Is Stupid. And Boring. It Does Just A Few Things And Then It'll Crash. People Think, 'i Am On The Net, I Am In Touch With The World'. Wrong! The Point Is How We Work, Not How Machines Work.