Laughter Is The Best Way

America Will Tolerate The Taking Of A Human Life Without Giving It A Second Thought. But Don't Misuse A Household Pet.

[a Politician Is] A Person Skilled In The Art Of Compromise. Usually An Elected Official Who Has Compromised To Get Nominated, Compromised To Get Elected, And Compromised Repeatedly To Stay In Office.

When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.

There Is A Limit On How Much Information You Can Keep Bottled Up.