Learn A Little Of Anything,

Theatre Audiences Can't Be Made To Think And Cry: At Best, They Can Be Made To Think And Laugh, Or To Feel And Cry.

Men Prefer Brief Praise, Pitched High; Women Are Satisfied With Praise In A Lower Key, Just So It Goes On And On.

Neurotics Would Like To Sleep All The Time, And To Be Awakened Only When There Is Good News.

What We Forgive Too Freely Doesn't Stay Forgiven.

We Often Pray To Be Better, When In Truth We Only Want To Feel Better.