Learning That You Have Stamina

In Stand-up It Really Helps To Play Yourself And Talk About Your Own Feelings. You Cannot Fail To Be Original If You're Just Talking About What You Think About X, Y And Z. Unless You've Got A Twin Brother Who's Also A Stand-up.

If You Think About Determination, If People Have A Heart And Are Determined, They Can Get To That Place. But There Are A Lot Of Negative People Who Were Enormously Determined. All The Nazis Were Determined. They Wanted To Murder Everyone. Everyone With A Bad Heart, Who Doesn't Care About People, I Wish They Hadn't Started.

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.

In Britain We Have A Very Powerful Tabloid Culture With Celebrities On The Front Page Crying With Their Make-up Smeared And Tears, And It's Kind Of What You'd Expect From Someone Who Likes To Dress Up That Way.