Let Me Resolve To Be

Whoever Feels Pain In Hearing A Good Character Of His Neighbor, Will Feel A Pleasure In The Reverse. And Those Who Despair To Rise In Distinction By Their Virtues, Are Happy If Others Can Be Depressed To A Level Of Themselves.

Be In General Virtuous, And You Will Be Happy. At Least, You Will By Such Conduct, Stand The Best Chance For Such Consequences.

Speak And Speed: The Close Mouth Catches No Flies.

Beer Is Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy

There Is Nothing So Absurd As Knowledge Spun Too Fine.