Let Me Use Their Own

Any Time Your Parent Says They Party With You, That Is Its Own Form Of Child Abuse.

The American Auto Industry Is Blowing Up Like A 1976 Ford Pinto.

The Quarterback's Spending So Much Time Behind The Center That He May Jeopardize His Right To Lead A Boy Scout Troop.

And Quit Bringing Up Our Forefathers And Saying They Were Civil Libertarians. Our Founding Fathers Would Have Never Tolerated Any Of This Crap. For God's Sake, They Were Blowing Peoples' Heads Off Because They Put A Tax On Their Breakfast Beverage. And It Wasn't Even Coffee.

It's Nice To Be Included In The Broadcast Food Chain.