Let No Man's Deathbed Be

If You Want To Feel Less Sexy Put Scotch Tape On Your Nipples.

I Am Everything And I Am Nothing. I Am Just Kidding; I Am Not Everything And Nothing. That Would Be Ridiculous. I Am Just Everything.

As Soon As I Jumped Out Of The Airplane, I Realized I Had Forgotten My Parachute. Thank God We Were Still On The Runway.

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.

Once I Started To Look I Finally Began To See.