Let Us Renew Our Faith

Status Quo, You Know, Is Latin For 'the Mess We're In'.

Eighty Percent Of Air Pollution Comes From Plants And Trees.

I Am Told That Tens Of Thousands Of Prayer Meetings Are Being Held On This Day; For That I Am Deeply Grateful. We Are A Nation Under God, And I Believe God Intended For Us To Be Free. It Would Be Fitting And Good, I Think, If On Each Inaugural Day In Future Years It Should Be Declared A Day Of Prayer.

Blondes Have The Hottest Kisses. Red-heads Are Fair-to-middling Torrid, And Brunettes Are The Frigidest Of All. It's Something To Do With Hormones, No Doubt.

Government Does Not Solve Problems; It Subsidizes Them.