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Obesity Is Now A Problem In The Navy. They've Created A New Rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.

Apparently, There's Something Hinky About The New Iphones. They're Not Hooked Up Right. ... There's A Problem With The Antenna. They Don't Like To Be Held - Like My Ex-wife.

I Was Once Involved In A Same-sex Marriage. There Was The Same Sex Over And Over And Over.

Newt Gingrich Had A Horrible Week In The Iowa Caucuses. Only 13 Percent Of His Ex-wives Voted For Him.

There Is No Off Position On The Genius Switch.