Let's Not Forget, I Got

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.

You Have To Discover When You're Inadequate To Be Funny And You Don't Know You're Inadequate When You're A Kid.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.