Let's Play With The Career,

I've Always Been Very Self-motivated.

I Know That People Think I'm A Party King; But, Face It, If I Finished The Bottle Every Time I Took A Drink, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do The Aerials I Do Onstage.

I Would Just Like To Say That After All These Years Of Heavy Drinking, Bright Lights And Late Nights, I Still Don't Need Glasses. I Drink Right Out Of The Bottle.

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.

Ya Know, I Always Admired Ray Kroc, The Man Who Invented Mcdonald's. Ray Had A Vision Of The Most Commonplace Thing - A Hamburger And Fries To Go - But To Him It Was Just The Greatest Thing Ever, And He Was Going To Make It The Greatest Thing Ever For Everybody Else, And He Did.