Liberals Never, Ever Should Be

You Know, I'm The Mayor Of Realville. I'm Mr. Literal. And I Never Saw The Benefit Of Complaining And Whining And Moaning. I Don't Complain And Whine And Moan Anyway, And I Don't Deal Well With People That Do. I Don't Know How To React To Complaining, Other Than Say, "oh, Gee, I'm Sorry." I Don't Know How To React To Whining And Moaning. It Kind Of Bothers Me. So I Don't Do It Myself. Lord Knows, I Got All Kinds Of Things. I Could Spend The Rest Of This Week Whining And Moaning If You Wanted Me To About Things. I Just Don't.

It's About Panic. It's About Fear. It's About Instilling The American Populace With Terror, Dread, And Apprehension About The Future. It's All About Making You Think That Your Way Of Life Is "destroying The World." America Is The Root Of All Evil In The World, According To The Environmentalist Wackos. You, The Citizens Of The United States, Are Ruining Everything.

There Are More American Indians Alive Today Than There Were When Columbus Arrived Or At Any Other Time In History. Does This Sound Like A Record Of Genocide?

I Suppose We're Not Supposed To Judge People.

In 1978, '79, If You Were Unemployed, You Didn't Have An Phone, You Didn't Have A Big-screen Tv, You Didn't Have Air-conditioned House, And You Weren't Guaranteed To Be Eating Three Meals A Day. You Had Welfare, You Had Unemployment, But You Didn't Have The Kind Of Government Support System/safety Nets That Exist Today. So That's A Difference. But Today The Economic Circumstances Really No Different.