Life Has Taught Me One

I'll Never Make It, It Will Never Happen, Because They're Never Going To Hear Me 'cause They're Screaming All The Time.

Love Me Tender, Love Me Sweet, Never Let Me Go.

I Learned How Important It Is To Entertain People And Give Them A Reason To Come And Watch You Play.

When You Get Down To The Nitty Gritty, Isn't It A Pity That In This Big City Not One Little Bitty Man Will Admit That He Could Have Been A Little Wrong.

I'd Just Like To Be Treated Like A Regular Customer.