Life Is A Game Played

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.