Life Is A Mixed Blessing,

When A Man Falls In Love, He Wants To Go To Bed. When A Woman Falls In Love, She Wants To Talk About It.

A Perfect Marriage Is One In Which "i'm Sorry" Is Said Just Often Enough.

Nymphomaniac: A Woman As Obsessed With Sex As An Average Man.

If You Jot Down Every Silly Thought That Pops Into Your Mind, You Will Soon Find Out Everything You Most Seriously Believe.

Don't Be Yourself - Be Someone A Little Nicer.