Life Is For Living And

Let The Good Service Of Well-deservers Be Never Rewarded With Loss. Let Their Thanks Be Such As May Encourage More Strivers For The Like.

Prosperity Provideth, But Adversity Proveth Friends.

I Do Not Want A Husband Who Honors Me As A Queen If He Does Not Love Me As A Woman.

It Is A Natural Virtue Incident To Our Sex To Be Pitiful Of Those That Are Afflicted.

[to Edward De Vere, Earl Of Oxford, On His Return From Self-imposed Exile, Occasioned By The Embarrassing Flatulence He Had Experienced In The Presence Of The Queen:] My Lord, I Had Forgot The Fart.