Life Is Like A Great

Everything They Do, From Smiling To Crying, Feels Like A Blessing. Being A Father Feels Amazing. This Has Been The Most Spiritual Moment In My Life.

I Think Religion Is A Bunch Of Hooey, And I Think That The Holidays Are An Opportunity For People To Get Stressed Out, Getting Their Rush To Shop. It's So Conformist.

Getting Caught Masturbating Sucks. I Got Caught Masturbating In Jail 7 Or 8 Times, It Really Sucks.

The Homosexual Community Wants Me To Be Gay. The Heterosexual Community Wants Me To Be Straight. Every [writer] Thinks, "i'm The Journalist Who's Going To Make Him Talk". I Pray For Them. I Pray That They Get A Life And Stop Living Mine!

Amongst The Qualities A Hero Should Have, I Would Include Determination, Loyalty, Courage, Perseverance, Patience, Focus, Intrepidity And Selflessness.