Life Is Not What You

I Remember My Oldest Son, Steve, Saying To Me Once, 'i Don't Ever Remember Seeing You With An Apron On.' And I Thought, That's Right, Honey, You Did Not. That Was His Concept Of What A Mother Should Be.

I Was This Flat-chested, Big-footed, Lanky Thing.

I Always Brought Up My Children Not To Believe In Mothers Day Gifts, And Now I Regret It.

I'll Miss Hollywood. Of The Twenty Friends I Thought I Had, I'll Miss The Six I Really Had.

Yes, I Saw Twilight - My Granddaughter Made Me Watch It, She Said It Was The Greatest Vampire Film Ever. After The 'film' Was Over I Wanted To Smack Her Across Her Head With My Shoe, But I Do Not Want A (tell-all) Book Called Grannie Dearest Written On Me When I Die. So Instead I Gave Her A Dvd Of Murnau's 1922 Masterpiece Nosferatu And Told Her, 'now That's A Vampire Film!' And That Goes For All Of You! Watch Nosferatu Instead!