Life Is One Damned Kitten

I Would Rather Start A Family Than Finish One.

I Have Often Noticed That Ancestors Never Boast Of The Descendants Who Boast Of Ancestors. I Would Rather Start A Family Than Finish One. Blood Will Tell, But Often It Tells Too Much.

Between The Years Of Ninety-two And A Hundred And Two, However, We Shall Be The Ribald, Useless, Drunken, Outcast Person We Have Always Wished To Be. We Shall Have A Long White Beard And Long White Hair; We Shall Not Walk At All, But Recline In A Wheel Chair And Bellow For Alcoholic Beverages; In The Winter We Shall Sit Before The Fire With Our Feet In A Bucket Of Hot Water, A Decanter Of Corn Whiskey Near At Hand, And Write Ribald Songs Against Organized Society... We Look Forward To A Disreputable, Vigorous, Unhonoured, And Disorderly Old Age.

A Pessimist Is A Person Who Has Had To Listen To Too Many Optimists.

Ideas Pull The Trigger, But Instinct Loads The Gun.