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Please Give Me Fifty More Years Of Work And Fun, Then An Instant Death When I'm Sleeping.

After I'd Been A Lawyer For About Five Or Six Years, I Started Playing Around With Fiction.

How Could Homosexuals Possibly Srew Up The Sanctity Of Marriage Any Worse Than Heterosexuals?

Four Rehabs Meant A Fifth Was Somewhere Down The Road.

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