Life Is Tough, And If

Maybe I'm Corny, But I'm A Big Believer In Second Chances.

I Like To Roast Things From The Inside Out. I Like To Know What's Going On.

Comedians A Lot Of Times We're On The Road, We're By Our Self. We Come Home To New York To Our Empty One-bedroom Apartment, You Know, And We Need A Place To Go Where You See A Bunch Of Other Miserable People Sit Around And Eat A Corned Beef Sandwich.

I've Actually Tried To Roast Somebody That I Don't Like, And It Doesn't Go Well. Either They're A Bad Sport Or I'm Not As Funny As I Could Be.

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.