Life Is Tough, And It's

If I Have All The Tears That Are Shed On Broadway By Guys In Love, I Will Have Enough Salt Water To Start An Opposition Ocean To The Atlantic And Pacific, With Enough Left Over To Run The Great Salt Lake Out Of Business. But I Wish To Say I Never Shed Any Of These Tears Personally, Because I Am Never In Love, And Furthermore, Barring A Bad Break, I Never Expect To Be In Love, For The Way I Look At It Love Is Strictly The Old Phedinkus, And I Tell The Little Guy As Much.

The Race Is Not Always To The Swift, Nor The Battle To The Strong, But That's The Way To Bet.

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.

In All The History Of The Boxing Game, You'll Find No Human Interest Story To Compare With The Life Narrative Of James J. Braddock.

A Free-loader Is A Confirmed Guest. He Is The Man Who Is Always Willing To Come To Dinner.