Life Is Very Long, When

I Find Shoes Difficult To Be Ethical About.

He Drove Me Home In The Van, Complaining, 'women Only Like Me For My Mind'.

I Never Enjoyed Life In My Twenties, Not One Minute Of It. It Was A Test Of Endurance That I'm Surprised I Survived. Professionally, Of Course, I Was Doing Very Well But Personally It Couldn't Have Been Worse Or More Difficult For Me If I'd Been Living In A Mud Hut In Leeds.

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.

I'm Not An Anarchist, But I Believe That People Don't Want The Royal Family - The So-called Royal Family.