Life's Hard, Then You Die.

How Can I Believe In God When Just Last Week I Got My Tongue Caught In The Roller Of An Electric Typewriter?

Sex On Twitter Can't Hurt You - Unless You Fall Off.

I Always Felt That The Problems Of The World Would Never Ever Be Solved Until People Came To Terms With The Deeper Issues [spiritual] - That There Would Be An Aimless Reshuffling Of World Leaders And Governments And Programs.

See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because, You Know, My Anxiety Acts Like Aerobics.

Life Is For The Living.