Life's One Great Lesson Was:

Jessica Walked Away From Aaron And Ken, Flashing Them Both A Big Smile. They Were Both Very Attractive - She Had Dated Each Of Them A Number Of Times. In Fact, Not Too Long Ago She Had Contemplated Falling In Love With Ken For Lack Of Anything Better To Do.

The Human Heart Was Undeniably The Stupidest Organ In The Body.

Nature Compensates For Its Mistakes.

When I First Heard The Word Existential, I Didn't Know What It Meant. But Then I Found Out That No One Knows What It Means, So Now I Use It All The Time.

I Know You Think That When You're 35, 45, 55, You'll Be Different. But I'm Going To Let You In On A Bit Of A Secret. You're Going To Look Different, And Your Life Is Going To Be Different, But In Your Head You'll Always Be That 16-year-old Girl.