Life's Perhaps The Only Riddle

Let The Punishment Fit The Crime.

A Popular Speaker, However Unpopular And Insignificant, Has Only To Wind Up His Speech With Half-a-dozen Lines Of Shakespeare (and To Make It Clearly Understood That They Are Shakespeare's) And He Will Sit Down Amid Thunders Of Applause.

After Many Unhappy Experiments In The Direction Of An Ideal Republic, It Was Found That What May Be Described As A Despotism Tempered By Dynamite Provides, On The Whole, The Most Satisfactory Description Of Ruler - An Autocrat Who Dares Not Abuse His Autocratic Power.

Ah, Pray No Mistake, We Are Not Shy; We're Very Wide Awake The Moon And I.

So I Fell In Love With A Rich Attorney's Elderly Ugly Daughter.