Lightbulbs Die, My Sweet. I

In My Room As A Kid... I'd Play A Fighter And Get Knocked To The Floor And Come Back To Win.

Next To That Kid, We All Look Like Onions.

So When I Told My Parents I Wanted To Go Into Acting Because I Was Flunking Out Of My First Year Of Junior College, They Were Relieved That I Had Picked Something Other Than Joining The Army. But I Can't Imagine How They Had High Hopes For Me.

I Knew I Finally Made It As A Performer When I Began Hearing Rumors That I Was Gay.

I Don't Believe In Hell. I Believe In Unemployment, But Not Hell.