Lightning Does Not Often Strike

I Wouldn't Give A Tinker's Damn For A Man Who Isn't Sometimes Afraid. Fear's The Spice That Makes It Interesting To Go Ahead.

Let Peace, Descending From Her Native Heaven, Bid Her Olives Spring Amidst The Joyful Nations; And Plenty, In League With Commerce, Scatter Blessings From Her Copious Hand!

May The Same Almighty Goodness Banish The Accursed Monster, War, From All Lands, With Her Hated Associates, Rapine And Insatiable Ambition!

No, I Never Did Get Lost, But I Was Bewildered For Three Days Once.

Most Of The Memorable Events I Have Myself Been Exercised In; And, For The Satisfaction Of The Public, Will Briefly Relate The Circumstances Of My Adventures, And Scenes Of Life, From My First Movement To This Country Until This Day.