Like Toy Story, The Joke

I Was Always Big. I Was Kind Of Around This Size, Like, Since I Went Into High School. I Played Rugby And Stuff Like That. So, People, You Know, Would Screw With Me, But I Never Got Into, Like, A Real Fight Or Anything Like That.

I'd Moved To L.a., And Everyone's Actors Here And Writers, They Were Like Super Emotional And Super In Touch With Their Feelings, And It Seemed Like Every Two Weeks One Of My Friend Just Coming To Me And, Like, You Hurt My Feelings The Other Day, Dude.

I Think That, Honestly, People's Censorship Issues Are Personal But I Disagree With Most Of Those Personal Choices That I See Others Make. You Know, I Watch Television And There's A Grotesque Amount Of Violence On Almost Every Show That You Would Watch That Comes On Past 8:00 Pm. And I Think My Dirty Brand Of Humor Is Far Less Destructive To A Child's Mentality.

I Don't Think That Any Scene [in Pineapple Express] Is Word For Word How You'd Find It In The Script. Some Of It Was Much More Loose Than Others. The Last Scene With Me, Danny [mcbride] And James [franko] In The Diner - There Was Never Even A Script For That Scene. Usually We Write Something, But For That Scene We Literally Wrote Nothing.

I Remember, When I Was An Up-and-coming Comic, How Annoyed I Would Be When The Famous Guys Would Show Up And Just Take Everyone's Spots.